Cyrus' scoop: Sania, sex and more
Cyrus' scoop: Sania, sex and more
Follow us:WhatsappFacebookTwitterTelegram.cls-1{fill:#4d4d4d;}.cls-2{fill:#fff;}Google NewsSania crashes out of Pattaya Open

Sania Mirza has crashed out of the semi-final at the Pattaya Open on Sunday. Sania was beaten in straight sets by Gisela Dulko of Argentina 4-6, 5-7. Sania next plays the Bangalore Open and will be hoping for an improved performance in front of her home crowd. Score she hopes to achieve is a clean 36-24-36.

Girl swallows cell phone to hide it

Abell, 25, of Blue Springs was rushed to a hospital, where doctors removed a mobile phone that she swallowed to prevent her boyfriend from finding out who she had been calling. When asked. The boyfriend said, "I have no idea what the big deal is. I've been trying to convince her to swallow ever since we first met."

Who needs more water, Tamil Nadu or Karnataka

The bustling city came to a grinding halt on Monday thanks to the state-wide bandh called by various Kannada groups protesting the Cauvery tribunal verdict.

In Tamil Nadu, Chief Minister M Karunanidhi hoped that Karnataka would stop all agitations and understand the reasons why Tamil Nadu needs 419 thousand million cubic feet of water, double the amount of water allotted to Karnataka. The extra water is for Jayalalithaa to have a bath.

Population study surprises all

After nearly 60 years of independence India is still suffering from an ever growing population problem. Ministry of Education has instituted an enquiry into the matter. The Ministry has called upon leading sociologists to form a panel and address the problem.

The sociologists have in turn hired IMRB and ORG MARG to do an in-depth independent study. Early results show that the cause of our burgeoning population may be caused by an acute lack of education.

But these sociologists are still confused. They still cannot figure out how our population keeps growing. Actually the answer is quite simple. SEX.About the AuthorCyrus Broacha In addition to being CNN IBN’s Funny Man, Cyrus Broacha has been the face of MTV India for several years. He has acted in many commercials, television...Read Morefirst published:February 13, 2007, 15:25 ISTlast updated:February 13, 2007, 15:25 IST
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Sania crashes out of Pattaya Open

Sania Mirza has crashed out of the semi-final at the Pattaya Open on Sunday. Sania was beaten in straight sets by Gisela Dulko of Argentina 4-6, 5-7. Sania next plays the Bangalore Open and will be hoping for an improved performance in front of her home crowd. Score she hopes to achieve is a clean 36-24-36.

Girl swallows cell phone to hide it

Abell, 25, of Blue Springs was rushed to a hospital, where doctors removed a mobile phone that she swallowed to prevent her boyfriend from finding out who she had been calling. When asked. The boyfriend said, "I have no idea what the big deal is. I've been trying to convince her to swallow ever since we first met."

Who needs more water, Tamil Nadu or Karnataka

The bustling city came to a grinding halt on Monday thanks to the state-wide bandh called by various Kannada groups protesting the Cauvery tribunal verdict.

In Tamil Nadu, Chief Minister M Karunanidhi hoped that Karnataka would stop all agitations and understand the reasons why Tamil Nadu needs 419 thousand million cubic feet of water, double the amount of water allotted to Karnataka. The extra water is for Jayalalithaa to have a bath.

Population study surprises all

After nearly 60 years of independence India is still suffering from an ever growing population problem. Ministry of Education has instituted an enquiry into the matter. The Ministry has called upon leading sociologists to form a panel and address the problem.

The sociologists have in turn hired IMRB and ORG MARG to do an in-depth independent study. Early results show that the cause of our burgeoning population may be caused by an acute lack of education.

But these sociologists are still confused. They still cannot figure out how our population keeps growing. Actually the answer is quite simple. SEX.

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