250 Dirty Would You Rather Questions for Couples, Friends, & Parties

Spicy Would You Rather Questions for Couples

Would you rather live stream all of our arguments OR never use the Internet again?

Would you rather playfully wrestle in bed OR have a tickle fight?

Would you rather have a sexy water fight in the shower OR the pool?

Would you rather explore the Kamasutra OR take a steamy couple’s yoga class?

Would you rather cook together in the nude OR take a sexy dance class together?

Would you rather do a sensual workout OR have a multi-course dessert where everything is eaten off of each other?

Would you rather spend an evening making aphrodisiac cocktails OR baking seductive desserts?

Would you rather try aphrodisiacs for a night OR commit to a week of celibacy before a date to build tension?

Would you rather come home to a bed covered with rose petals OR a home-cooked meal?

Would you rather switch clothing with me now OR be naked for the rest of the night?

Would you rather whisper naughty things into my ear at a party OR send explicit texts while at dinner with friends?

Would you rather write your desires on my body OR whisper them in my ear?

Would you rather have me leave sexy notes all over the house OR send you sexy emails throughout the day?

Would you rather write erotic fiction OR create an intimate photo book together?

Would you rather write a list of “must-tries” OR create a “fantasy jar” that we draw one idea out of per week?

Would you rather have a passionate kiss in public OR sneak away to get frisky at a private part?

Would you rather have to be on top for the rest of your life OR on the bottom for the rest of your life?

Would you rather watch a steamy movie OR listen to seductive music during sex?

Would you rather recreate a scene from your favorite sexy movie OR steamy novel?

Would you rather have sex once a week OR 22 times a month?

Would you rather have sex in complete darkness OR in front of a mirror?

Would you rather always have sex in the dark OR with the lights on?

Would you rather have airplane sex OR elevator sex?

Would you rather have sex in a haunted house OR a city dump?

Would you rather have sex on a water bed OR a bunk bed?

Would you rather have sex on the beach OR in a forest?

Would you rather have sex in a public bathroom OR a public library?

Would you rather have sex in a hot tub OR under a waterfall?

Would you rather have sex in a sleeping bag while camping OR in a hammock on a secluded beach?

Would you rather have sex on a boat under the stars OR in a field during a thunderstorm?

Would you rather have sex in a vineyard OR an art gallery after hours?

Would you rather have sex in a luxury penthouse hotel room OR a cozy cabin in the woods?

Would you rather have sex in a cozy tent while camping OR in the back of a luxury SUV on a road trip?

Would you rather have sex in a school classroom OR under the bleachers at a sporting event?

Would you rather have sex in an antique armchair OR on a fluffy rug?

Would you rather have sex in your childhood bedroom OR childhood basement?

Would you rather have sex in the shower OR on the floor?

Would you rather have sex on a table OR against a wall?

Would you rather have sex in the bathroom OR the kitchen?

Would you rather have sex in front of a fireplace OR by the light of 100 candles?

Would you rather shower together by candlelight OR take a bubble bath surrounded by glow sticks?

Would you rather have passionate sex after a fight OR make love tenderly to resolve a conflict?

Would you rather cuddle in silence after sex OR have a deep conversation?

Would you rather wake up to a good morning sext OR a sensual voice message?

Would you rather wake up to oral sex OR a full-body massage?

Would you rather wake up to gentle kissing OR provocative touching?

Would you rather be treated like a good person OR a naughty person in bed?

Would you rather talk dirty OR be talked dirty to?

Would you rather always OR never have sex under the covers?

Would you rather have sex when it’s really cold OR really hot?

Spicy Would You Rather Questions for Your Crush

Would you rather see a movie every week OR go on a wild adventure?

Would you rather watch the sunset OR the sunrise?

Would you rather always skip the first date OR always have to go on a third?

Would you rather meet someone on a dating app OR at a bar?

Would you rather commit a minor crime on a first date OR get matching tattoos?

Would you rather end a date with a good night kiss OR a sweet compliment?

Would you rather have breakfast in bed OR a candlelit dinner?

Would you rather eat a meal made by your partner OR go out to a fancy restaurant?

Would you rather go on a hot air balloon ride date OR a bungee jumping date?

Would you rather take a dance OR cooking class with someone?

Would you rather try pole dancing OR lap dancing?

Would you rather have 10 kids OR zero kids?

Would you rather sleep with someone on the first date OR wait for six months?

Would you rather be a good kisser OR great in bed?

Would you rather be a bad kisser OR bad at giving oral sex?

Would you rather be extremely good in bed OR extremely conventionally good-looking?

Would you rather marry the hottest OR smartest person on Earth?

Would you rather receive a lap dance OR give one?

Would you rather skinny dip at midnight OR sunbathe nude?

Would you rather go skinny dipping in a private pool under the moonlight OR a lake at dawn?

Would you rather have a date night with massages and aromatherapy OR an adventurous date night with sexy challenges?

Would you rather have a naughty outdoor picnic OR a sultry nighttime swim session?

Would you rather wear lingerie OR no underwear at all under your clothes for a date night?

Would you rather be seduced (or seduce someone else) with a strip tease OR a lap dance?

Would you rather go to a sex party OR an all-nude strip club?

Would you rather play Naughty Truth OR Dare OR Strip Poker?

Would you rather play a sexy game of Never Have I Ever OR an erotic game of Hide and Seek?

Would you rather play naughty charades OR have a sexy scavenger hunt?

Would you rather play a game where the loser has to strip OR where the loser has to complete a dare?

Would you rather play Naughty 20 Questions OR have a sexy storytelling session?

Would you rather cuddle OR make out?

Would you rather make out on the beach OR a park bench?

Would you rather make out in the rain OR the backseat of a car?

Would you rather make out in the last row of a movie theater OR the back of a taxi?

Would you rather make out in Paris OR a hidden forest retreat?

Would you rather be serenaded with a love song OR be read erotic poetry?

Would you rather be serenaded with a sexy song OR have someone perform a striptease to your favorite song?

Spicy Would You Rather Questions for Best Friends

Would you rather audition for The Bachelor OR Love Is Blind?

Would you rather audition for Love Island OR Too Hot to Handle?

Would you rather have a significant other OR employer look through your phone?

Would you rather have all of your exes show up at your wedding OR have your partner’s most recent ex show up?

Would you rather know every person who’s ever had a crush on you OR meet your soulmate tomorrow?

Would you rather have your dating profile set up by your mom OR your ex?

Would you rather get ghosted OR dumped over text?

Would you rather never view your ex’s social media again OR have them move in next door?

Would you rather have a partner who is kinky OR romantic?

Would you rather be in a long-distance relationship OR be single?

Would you rather have a partner who’s super jealous OR super apathetic?

Would you rather have a partner who’s a terrible cook but tries OR who’s a great cook but never does it?

Would you rather have a partner who has the same OR different hobbies as you?

Would you rather have a partner who wants to change the world OR is satisfied with a simple life?

Would you rather have a partner who’s always early OR always late?

Would you rather have a partner who’s obsessed with their looks OR their fitness?

Would you rather have a partner who works too much OR never works?

Would you rather have a partner who snores loudly OR talks in their sleep?

Would you rather have a partner who laughs at everything you say OR takes everything you say seriously?

Would you rather have a partner who wants to live in the city OR the countryside?

Would you rather have a partner who’s super organized OR super spontaneous?

Would you rather have a partner who never gives you gifts OR only gives impractical gifts?

Would you rather be able to read your partner’s thoughts OR have them read yours?

Would you rather have phone sex OR zoom sex?

Would you rather create a naughty playlist OR write dirty poems?

Would you rather receive a romantic poem OR a dirty limerick?

Would you rather write a steamy love letter once a week OR send a sexy “good morning” pic once a day?

Would you rather spend an entire day building up sexual tension OR have immediate satisfaction?

Would you rather watch adult films OR read erotica?

Would you rather livestream your greatest sexual experience OR publish a written memoir of your worst?

Would you rather accidentally shout your ex’s name during sex OR your partner’s best friend’s name?

Would you rather have a one-night stand OR a bubble bath with a stranger?

Would you rather have a one-night-stand OR a friends-with-benefits arrangement?

Would you rather have sex with only one position allowed OR have sex with no touching allowed?

Would you rather have to sleep with your friend’s partner OR have sex with a random person off the street?

Would you rather have to sleep with your partner’s sibling OR your best friend’s sibling?

Would you rather have a one-night stand with a stranger OR your childhood best friend?

Would you rather make out with a stranger OR your best friend?

Would you rather have sex with your most recent boss OR your high school principal?

Would you rather have sex with a coworker OR one of your college professors?

Would you rather have sex with your celebrity crush OR your high school crush?

Would you rather have sex with your celebrity crush OR your favorite adult film star?

Would you rather hook up with a fictional book character OR an animated character?

Would you rather give up penetrative sex OR oral sex?

Would you rather never have foreplay again OR only have foreplay forever?

Spicy Would You Rather Questions for a Party

Would you rather get a naughty temporary tattoo OR wear glow-in-the-dark body paint in a private area?

Would you rather have a sensual food fight OR a sensual body painting session?

Would you rather use body chocolate OR edible underwear?

Would you rather use body glitter OR scented oils?

Would you rather use different types of massage oils OR different flavors of lube?

Would you rather use a colorful OR flavored condom?

Would you rather receive a sexy voicemail OR an explicit photo?

Would you rather leave hickeys in hidden places OR somewhere visible?

Would you rather only be able to kiss one person for the rest of your life OR kiss as many people as you want, but only one time?

Would you rather only be able to kiss someone on the neck OR never get kissed on the neck again?

Would you rather have a one-night-stand text you “I’m pregnant” OR “I have an incurable STD”?

Would you rather get an instant raise by sleeping with your boss OR get promoted in 5 years through hard work?

Would you rather make an OnlyFans OR publish a sex tape?

Would you rather post a nude on Instagram OR Facebook?

Would you rather post your search history on your social media OR read all of your texts aloud at your next family party?

Would you rather watch adult films every night forever OR never watch them again?

Would you rather have your fave adult film category written on your forehead OR have to describe a sex dream about your boss at your next meeting?

Would you rather accidentally send a nude picture to a parent OR a boss?

Would you rather accidentally send a nude picture to a neighbor OR a boss?

Would you rather your roommate catch you pleasuring yourself OR having sex?

Would you rather finish randomly in public for the rest of your life OR never be able to finish ever again?

Would you rather be caught giving OR receiving oral sex?

Would you rather have morning sex OR late-night sex?

Would you rather be cursed with bad sex for the next five years OR not have sex for an entire year?

Would you rather have incredible sex that only lasts ten minutes OR average sex that lasts an hour?

Would you rather have sex that only ever lasts three minutes OR three hours?

Would you rather only have sex with your worst partner forever OR have the most mind-blowing sex once and become celibate?

Would you rather only have sex with the first person who made you finish OR the most recent?

Would you rather have only extremely loud sex OR totally silent sex?

Would you rather have amazing sex with someone you hate OR have terrible sex with someone you love?

Would you rather only be able to have sex once a year with the same partner OR only have one-night stands for the rest of your life?

Would you rather only be able to have sex in cars OR showers?

Would you rather give up kissing OR all kinds of sex?

Funny & Spicy Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather never wear underwear OR socks again?

Would you rather wear someone else’s dirty underwear OR use their toothbrush?

Would you rather end every phone call with “I love you” OR start every call with “Hey, sexy thing”?

Would you rather be a virgin again OR have all of your sexual memories erased from your brain?

Would you rather obviously finish every time you come near a piece of fruit OR never finish again?

Would you rather sneeze OR fart every time you finish?

Would you rather cry every time you finish OR finish every time you cry?

Would you rather shout “I love you, Mom” OR “Long live the Queen” every time you finish?

Would you rather kiss someone with bad breath OR extremely chapped lips?

Would you rather be with someone who talks in a fake British accent OR a baby voice during sex?

Would you rather smell like sex all the time OR smell like poop all the time?

Would you rather use mayonnaise OR ketchup as lubricant?

Would you rather have sex while covered in cat hair OR sand?

Would you rather only be able to have sex if a tarantula is crawling on you OR never have sex again?

Would you rather be allergic to sex OR allergic to making out?

Would you rather have to wear socks during sex for the rest of your life OR turtlenecks to bed for the next month?

Would you rather be stranded on a desert island with your ex OR your boss?

Would you rather go to the mall in your underwear OR to the beach nude?

Would you rather watch a couple kiss for five minutes straight OR watch a graphic sex scene with your parents?

Would you rather have sex with a goat but no one will ever find out OR not have sex with a goat, but everyone believes you did?

Would you rather a one-night stand make you breakfast OR order your Uber?

Would you rather watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life OR join in just once to stop it?

Would you rather have sex with someone dressed as a Pokémon OR someone dressed up as Dr. Phil?

Would you rather have totally silent sex OR sex with someone who talks dirty in a really annoying voice?

Would you rather have to speak like Borat every time you have sex OR have a partner that can only speak like Borat during sex?

Would you rather have a stranger watch you have sex OR have a stranger watch you eat a full holiday meal by yourself?

Would you rather give up all types of oral sex OR give up cheese forever?

Would you rather give up all types of oral sex OR give up bread forever?

Would you rather never have sex again OR never eat your favorite food again?

Would you rather engage in foreplay involving chocolate syrup OR whipped cream?

Would you rather engage in foreplay involving ice cream OR honey?

Would you rather eat sushi OR ice cream off someone’s body?

Would you rather have a sex playlist of only Taylor Swift songs OR only Blink-182 jams?

Would you rather listen to rap music OR nature sounds during sex?

Would you rather never use sex toys again OR never use a microwave again?

Deep & Spicy Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather be popular in high school OR have lots of friends as an adult?

Would you rather always tell the truth OR always lie?

Would you rather lose your sense of taste OR touch?

Would you rather find out that your BFF’s boyfriend is your soulmate OR have your bf fall in love with your best friend?

Would you rather date someone who’s still in love with their ex OR be in love with your ex during a relationship?

Would you rather have a short, passionate romance OR a stable, long-term relationship?

Would you rather have a great sex life but lots of conflict OR a lackluster sex life but you get along great?

Would you rather have sexual issues OR financial issues with your partner?

Would you rather forget your partner’s birthday OR anniversary every year?

Would you rather never get to spend your birthday OR anniversary with your partner?

Would you rather have an extravagant wedding OR a simple ceremony with close family?

Would you rather be proposed to in private OR with family and friends?

Would you rather have a romantic OR funny proposal?

Would you rather marry the love of your life OR receive a million dollars?

Would you rather have only 5 years with the love of your life OR find them but never be with them?

Would you rather receive 5,000 dollars to spend on traveling OR on your partner?

Would you rather have more money OR more time with your partner?

Would you rather adopt a pet OR have a child without your partner being ready for it?

Would you rather spend your life with someone you don’t love OR someone who doesn’t love you back?

Would you rather have a partner whom none of your friends like OR a partner whose friends don’t like you?

Would you rather be more attractive than your partner OR have a partner who’s more attractive than you?

Would you rather reveal your deepest sexual fantasy OR share your most embarrassing sexual story?

Would you rather cheat on a partner OR be cheated on?

Would you rather marry someone with no sexual experience OR a lot of sexual experience?

Would you rather say “I love you” first OR have it said to you?

Kinky & Spicy Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather be teased with a feather OR with ice cubes?

Would you rather get a sensual oil massage OR a stimulating feather massage?

Would you rather make a blindfolded guess as to a partner’s lip gloss flavor with a kiss OR their perfume scent with your nose?

Would you rather guess the flavor of exotic oils on someone’s skin OR try out different aphrodisiacs on each other?

Would you rather have a seductive wrestling match OR compete to see who can tease the other most without giving in?

Would you rather come home to someone dressed in only a bow OR dressed up in a provocative costume?

Would you rather come home to someone in the nude OR dressed only in an apron?

Would you rather wear (or have someone else wear) high heels OR be barefoot during intimate time?

Would you rather have someone wear leather OR lace?

Would you rather role play that you and a partner are strangers OR historical figures?

Would you rather visit a sex shop OR watch sexy videos with someone?

Would you rather play a dirty question game OR act out a fantasy?

Would you rather surprise a partner with a new sex toy every month OR choose a monthly fantasy to complete?

Would you rather have someone control your vibrating underwear on a date OR use a remote-controlled sex toy at home?

Would you rather never be able to use sex toys again OR never be able to have sex with another person again?

Would you rather be the plus one in a couple's threesome OR have a threesome with your significant other and bring in a third?

Would you rather have a sexy dance party with your partner at home OR dance in a club where others might join?

Would you rather have sex with multiple people at once OR join the Mile High Club?

Would you rather have a risky public quickie with your partner OR plan an intimate and romantic evening at home?

Would you rather have foreplay with a partner who can only use their hands OR with a partner who can only use their mouth?

Would you rather watch strangers have sex OR have strangers watch you have sex?

Would you rather have only “vanilla” sex OR only “BDSM” sex?

Would you rather date someone with a foot fetish OR with a voyeurism fetish?

Would you rather have a partner who’s into elaborate role-play scenarios OR into spontaneous quickies in risky places?

Would you rather have a cupboard full of adult toys OR revealing outfits?

How to Play Spicy Would You Rather

Take turns asking players “Would You Rather” questions. Pose a question to another player that provides two opposing scenarios in the format “Would you rather _____ OR _____ ?” Usually, the question presents two undesirable options or two options that a player would be equally interested in. The player must then answer the question by selecting one of the options. Then, they can ask a new question to another player. Play continues in this pattern until players get bored or run out of questions. “Would You Rather” can be played with any number of people, but requires at least two players. If desired, players can choose a consequence for someone refusing to answer a question. Maybe they have to complete a dare or take a shot (if everyone is over the legal drinking age). When using a numbered list of Would You Rather questions, players can choose random numbers or use a number generator to select their questions rather than having to come up with a new question on each turn.